That Rebel Night (A Star Wars Parody)

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 (Parody of Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night")
There are troopers on patrol,
Folks imprisoned in the hull,
Man I just got this disguise,
Helmet covers up my eyes;
Got the Death Star on the move,
Got Lord Vader in a mood,
Don't know how we got this far;
That a droid or just a guard?

Princess Leia's trapped and the comm's been tapped,
We're screwed—oh well!
Better shed that suit,
Take the garbage chute,
Look out now! (Frell!)

With Rebel might—
Yeah, we nicked the Empire's plans,
Took them right out of their hands,
Think that no one understands

With Rebel might—
Yeah we risked a lot to win,
Till Destroyers took us in,
Then we slipped them out again

That Rebel night—
Couple droids escaped the ship,
Vader didn't see them skip,
So they took a little trip
Into the night—
Met a simple farming boy,
Picked them up to help with chores,
Till he learned about the Force!

This Rebel Night
We'll outsmart the Sith!
This Rebel night
We'll outsmart the Sith!


Ben Kenobi's on a roll,
With the boy and droids he stole,
Got a Falcon, got a Han,
Got in trouble, now they're gone!
First they're running like a dream,
Then they meet a tractor beam;
Break the Princess out of jail,
This was not an epic fail!

Now the Jedi's here,
Can't give in to fear
Or hate—no way!
Just control the Force,
Cause we don't endorse
The anger—Hey!

That Empire night,
Stopped in Bespin for a bite,
Luke and Vader had a fight,
Han was cased in carbonite!

Yeah, Jedi Knights!
Jabba's party on the skiff,
Got some allies in their midst,
Went and left them all adrift!

When Rebels fight—
Yeah we made Lord Vader cry,
Half a Death Star in the sky,
Might not kill it, but we'll try!
When Rebels fight—
Met some Ewoks on a moon,
Pitched a battle, pretty soon,
Vader's army went KABOOM!!

We won the fight—
We're all free once more!
We won that fight!
No more Emperor! 

T-T-M!* Yeah!
T-T-M! Yeah!
T-T-M! Yeah!
T-T-M! Yeah!

*"Thank The Maker"

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