Prank Shop (A Harry Potter Parody)
*Parody of Macklemore's "Thrift Shop" I'm gonna cop some gags, Only got 20 knuts in my pocket! I'm hunting, looking for a bargain, Cause the Weasley Boys are awesome! Walk into the shop , need a really big favor, Got some Puking Pustules in a brand-new flavor, maybe something nice, like a pink love potion, (George tells me Ron would need a whole love ocean!) Running down the aisles, grabbing stuff off the shelves Chocolate frogs and Fever Fudge and a couple things for myself Ron and George are awesome, they've got new pranks every day And look! There’s a whole bloody KIT on that tray! (But, shoot, I bought that one last week!) Buying 'em and prepping 'em to get me some attention, Rubber ducks and flying bugs, more like I might get detention Fumey and fuzzy fake wands and I am huntin' and havin' a hard time picking 'em, but the boys will tell me, "Yeah, That's a bargain, witch