I Kissed A Wookie (Did I Like It?)

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(A Parody on Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl".... if you didn't guess that already...)

This was never the way I planned,
Not my intention;
You ticked me off, I couldn't stand
your gross pretension!
This life's not what I'm used to, why am I to blame?
You're so scruffy I just thought it would be the same—

So I kissed a Wookie, did I like it?
A bit furry, but I don't mind it!
I kissed a Wookie, so what?
You're mad cause he's your co-pilot!
It wasn't love
It was more like spite,
Doesn't mean I'll forget our fight!
I kissed a Wookie, instead of you—Nerf-Herder!

You think this daredevil facade
Makes you attractive?
Man, I wish that you had
left me a captive!
Is your strength really just for show,
Don't you hate going Solo?
Maybe if you could stop, and see
Reality—

I kissed a Wookie, I tried it!
Just testing your reaction!
I kissed a Wookie, but honestly,
I'm wishing for retraction!
I got it wrong,
It was not so bright,
I'll be coughing fur-balls all night!
I kissed a Wookie, I'm sorry now!
Let's make up!

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